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Hope you all are enjoying school!
Here's a joke that hopefully will brighten your day alittle ok :D
It
> > was entertainment night at the Senior Center.
> >
> > Elizabeth, the hypnotist, exclaimed: "I'm here to put
> > you all into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every
> > member of the audience."
> >
> > The excitement was almost electric as Elizabeth withdrew a
> > beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished
> > metal gleamed in the light.
> >
> > Elizabeth, the hypnotist, said: "I want you each to keep
> > your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special
> > watch. It's been in my family for six
> > generations."
> >
> > He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
> > quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch,
> > watch the watch."
> >
> > The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
> > forth, light shimmering off its polished surface.. Hundreds
> > of pairs of eyes followed the
> > swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the
> > hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor shattering
> > into a hundred pieces.
> >
> > "SHIT!" said the hypnotist.
> >
> > It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
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